Jul 262011
 

There are too many authors out there who write great stuff but don’t get near enough exposure. I met some of these authors this last weekend. They were funny and goofy and intelligent and hopeful. I had drinks with an author wearing tiger ears and sat cross-legged and listened to another play the guitar and sing Jonathan Coulton’s re: Your Brains and Hey There Cthulhu.

I complained a little yesterday about a terrible writer’s panel I attended, but I failed to mention all the really great panels I did attend and how informative and helpful they all were. Of the hundreds of people I met and talked to, of the dozen authors I had the pleasure of speaking with, I only met one who made a point to discourage most of the would-be writers in the room from attempting to fulfill their dreams. The rest were encouraging and optimistic and kind and honest, too. I’m very proud of the local writing community I am affiliated with.

I originally wanted to share with you just a few names of authors who impressed me this weekend and I wanted to encourage you to check out their work if you think they might be writing something you could be interested in.

Unfortunately, all but two of the authors I met and wanted to share with you have no online presence whatsoever.

*Groan.* Let this be a lesson to everyone who reads my blog and has not yet started developing an online presence – in this day and age, you absolutely have to be findable by a Google Search. You don’t need a blog, but you need to have a site where you can be contacted, all of your publications are listed, and there is a link to where someone can go to buy them. This is especially true for self-published authors.

In our tech-addled world, there are two truths you need to know:

1. Everyone Googles everything.

2. Internet people are incredibly lazy.

The days of authors staying out of the limelight are over, blog friends. You absolutely must make it very easy for anyone looking for your name to find a prominent list of links to your books. If you cannot be found by Google, people will give up on you and they won’t go any extra miles to track down your book. Why should then when there are plenty of other perfectly wonderful authors who show up in a Google search?

So instead of offering a bit of free advertising to these wonderful authors, you’ll just have to take my word for it that they are awesome, though I can’t give you any way to actually find their books. Here are the three I did manage to track down, though.

Matthew Rotundo

Travis Heerman (Heart of the Ronin)

Shelly Li and her blog

Jul 252011
 

If you haven’t been following my blog for the past two days, I just got back from OsFest 2011, the sci-fi fantasy convention in my home town of Omaha, NE.

OsFest is a smaller con, but there is something really wonderful about small cons that you miss when attending the really big ones. Like, for instance, you don’t stand in massive lines for hours to go to a panel or meet a celebrity. At smaller cons you end up meeting most of the staff and you are more likely to end up drinking with the authors at the room parties later that night. It is more personal, the panels smaller, the people less like strangers.

I love conventions like this because the outpouring of passion and celebration for fandoms is EVERYWHERE and it may be one of the only places in the universe where you don’t have to explain why you love Harry Potter so much that you own a reproduction of all the wands or know all the spells from the books by heart. You don’t have to explain why you know how to speak Klingon. No one minds that you can list all the Doctor’s companions and where they are now and you consider this something to be proud of.

There was only one panel that I left feeling very disappointed and that was the Writer’s Tech panel on Sunday. I went in expecting to hear about different writing software and I was hoping to hear about things online I hadn’t previously been introduced to. That’s not really what happened. Most on the panel were older authors and several were still using Wordperfect as their software of choice. They talked about “how it used to be” with old computers and machines barely above electric typewriters. They talked about the dangers of using floppies as backup sources. One guy said he just upgraded to Word 10 months ago and hadn’t figured out everything he could do yet. I was frustrated. FRUSTRATED. We live in an exciting technological time period and this is the best tech they could come up with? One of them did talk about using DropBox, which I intend to talk about soon myself, and Scrivener was brought up, which none of them used, but I had so I talked about it a little from the audience. I respect what they’ve done with their own work, but on a panel about writer’s tech, you’d think they’d have people who could actually talk to the subject. I mean, I’d have a projector and powerpoint to share, discussing backup services, Google Alerts, Wordle, all the different types of software I’ve reviewed before, and I’d find a way to also discuss social media and marketing tech. I’m actually inspired to maybe run the same panel myself next year. I spend a lot of my online social networking time helping people get set up with their own tech. I could teach a panel on it.

My favorite part of the con were The Steampunk Society of Nebraska – they were wonderful! The costumes were gorgeous and instead of running into so much steampunk elitism, we met lots of people who believed everyone is invited. It was the refreshing optimism I was looking for. And they were funny! Nothing like anachronism jokes to spice up an evening!! I paraded around the con on my husband’s arm and we had our picture taken by a lot of people. I don’t think I’ve been complimented so much in my life! Talk about ego boost. I promised pictures, so with no further ado….

 

Chrononaut Sommer Leigh.

Isn't he dashing?

Awwww :-)

Time travel is a very serious affair and nothing to be trifled with.

Presenting...costume designer Lydia Dawson!

1 of the 2 pair of goggles I made for the boys. The boys got a LOT of compliments on them.

My favorite costumers - the girl never dropped her character either. She spent the whole con looking absolutely crazy. Love!!

Another awesome costume...her hooves looked impossible to walk in.

Oh noes! The Dread Pirate Roberts strikes again!

A friend of ours has amazing costume building skills. I think she is dressed as a World of Warcraft character? The sword lit up. AMAZING.

Scary nurses.

Scary nurse up close, which I don't recommend unless they are nice scary nurses like this one.

 

My husband ran a panel for his Kung Fu school with a few of his kung fu brothers. They demonstrated techniques from training and then showed how to use them against zombies. It was informative and really funny. I know who I want on my survivor team.

Killing zombies with his FIST OF DOOM.

Do not try this at home.

These are trained professionals. No, really! The one on the left choreographs fight scenes for indie movies.

Repoman! This poor guy was so hot in his all leather suit. You can't tell but he's actually standing on a fan to cool down.

 

 

Jul 232011
 
8:30am:

ugh.

argh.

* due to a tragic case of zombie-ism, Tell Great Stories has been cancelled indefinitely.

9:44am:

There are certain things that shouldn’t exist in this world, and one of those things happens to be any hour before 10am. I’m just saying. I think there should be a law.

Last night I attended a costuming panel and a Steampunk panel. The Steampunk panel had a lot of really great costumes, but I had probably the most compliments and that really exploded my ego. Not going to lie, I looked pretty awesome. Unfortunately, despite all the pictures I took, I never got one of me. Oops. I’m costuming again today so I will be sure to take some of me today.

I discovered a new Steampunk band last night too (when I was dancing with my steamy husband :-) ) and that is a man named Dr. Steel. Check him out, steampunkers!

The morning is pretty light on panels I want to attend, but there are a lot of writing panels in the afternoon I am interested in going to. And oh gosh! The costumes have been just to die for!

 

Jul 222011
 

The chrononauts have landed!

4:15pm:

We just checked into our BEAUTIFUL rooms. We had a little trouble at the check-in desk and I am pretty sure the woman working the desk HATES me with a fiery passion. Also she seems to hate the convention. That’s too bad. Aside from her, all the other hotel staff have been charming and delightful and helpful.

Convention Pro Tip 1: Whether you go to a hotel for a convention or vacation, be VERY kind to the staff. They deserve it. For the duration of your stay they will help you with your luggage, clean up after you, make your bed, and pick up your nasty trash. They should be treated with the utmost respect. On our way to get ice we had a nice conversation with one of the housekeepers and we thanked her for everything she’ll end up doing for us. She was totally taken aback and thanked us for being so nice.

The hotel is really nice. Too nice, maybe, for such an event. Husband is picking up our registration packets right now, then it is off to explore the convention floor!

p.s. Yes yes, I have pictures. Will post throughout the weekend. My goggles turned out fantastic! My sewing skills leave MUCH to be desired, but my painting skills are kick-ass.

Stay tuned for con updates throughout the weekend!

Edit: The internet connection here is faster than I have at home.

6:59pm:

Just returned from my first panel – Has urban fantasy become a serious sub-genre? It was run by a group of very cool authors and one fan guest of honor. We covered quite a few topics of urban fantasy, but the thing I took away that I want to talk about in depth in a post later on is the way creatures and tropes of horror have been “gentled” to live in urban fantasy. Often the creatures of horror, when they appear in urban fantasy, are sexualized, softened, humanized, and made up as protagonists or secondary characters. This is interesting to me and I would like to explore it further.

I’ve only been here for four hours and I already have had to give this speech: Stop. Bitching. About. Sparkly. Vampires. Even if you don’t like your vampires to sparkle, even if you hate Stephanie M., even if you would rather put out your eyes than see Jacob without his shirt on at the next Twilight movie, please stop complaining and being toxic to everyone around you about it. Know why? Because half the people in the room are fans and you just offended all of them. People like what they like for whatever reason they like it. Stop making fun of them. #endpublicserviceannouncement

7:34pm:

My group and I are dressing in our costumes now for the steampunk social later tonight. Here is a taste of what is to come:

Costume designer Lydia Dawson.

My friend Anthony's shoes!

A taste of my costume...my hat!