Jun 052012
 

Most people know by now that The Great Gatsby is probably my favorite book in the whole world. I’ve read it a dozen times, two dozen maybe. I’ve written at least 6 different papers in college on it. I think it’s one of the most cinematic books and translates well onto screen.

I’m not sure how I feel about Leo, though. I don’t know. Listening to him talk on the trailer makes me flinch. There’s something about his unaffecting voice that irritates me. It’s an apathetic Gatsby. I’m not sure how I feel about that. Gatsby, in my imagination, was never apathetic.

Also, I’ll be judging the movie almost entirely on their treatment of Daisy, the lynchpin for the entire novel. If they get her wrong, I’m sending in the robot army.

So, we’ll see. Oh, I’ll be in the theater as soon as it’s released. Maybe even in costume. That’s how I role.

Get it? GET IT??

Sigh.

May 312012
 

Adam Selzer (sigh, he’s so adorable. Check out Sparks if you haven’t already.) posted this over at his blog:  YA stuff to avoid from now on. His list is awesome and spot on. I am going to add to it.

11. He didn’t add “no romantic interests who act like rapists,” but I’m going to. I’m also going to stop reading books that have these sorts of boys in them. Urk.

12. No more average girls being chased around by 3, 4, even 5 different boys like it’s mating season. This doesn’t happen in real life, nor do we want it to. It’s awkward and weird and reeks of an author’s narcissistic fantasies starring a weird idealized author-self.

13. No more clumsy girls. I get it’s just another way for the girl to need the male lead to catch her sometimes because not only can she not take care of herself, she can’t even walk straight. It’s kind of offensive and stopped being cute ages ago.

Passivity is so last year. (http://www.flickr.com/photos/11781862@N06/4551322068)

14. Violently passive girls. Girls who walk into the open arms of a blood thirsty killer because they are kind of hot. Girls who willingly go to the docks at midnight to meet a bad guy and yet still make mention in her head that it’s a really bad idea. Girls who don’t listen to their gut because they aren’t good at saying no. Girls who meet someone online and go on a date without telling anyone who or where she’s going. Girls who walk around the warehouse district alone at night because she’s too nervous to ask for a ride from the cute boy.

15. Being reminded of some character trait every couple of pages. His marble, God-like body. His cold skin. Her biting her bottom lip. His hotness. Her clumsiness. Her averageness. Her messy hair. His messy hair. His lopsided grin. His adonis-like body. His bronze skin. Her untamable red hair. We get it. Save the word count for plot twists.

16. GIRLS IN DRESSES ON COVERS FOR NO GOOD REASON.

17. Dead girls on covers for no good reason. (Carrie Ryan gets a pass on this. She writes about zombies. Fair is fair.)

18. Abusive, condescending boys who don’t shape up, but the violently passive girl takes it anyway. See number 11 and 14.

19. Girls who can’t do anything for themselves. Anything.

20. Setting up characters and situations where the phrase, “You have no regard for your own safety/life,” is used as an accusation against the female lead character. Especially when this leads to the male character taking over her life and decisions because she can’t be trusted to make any decisions for herself.

21. She really can’t make any decisions for herself. Give her some roller skates and she heads for the nearest cliff.

 

Ok, clearly I have some issues to work out with my genre.

Did I miss any? Let me know in the comments and stop over at Adam’s blog and say hi! His blog is excellent.

May 302012
 

Oh my god it’s so bad someone make the pain stop. Put out my eyes! Put out my eyes!

“The show is Sherlock Holmes in Manhattan in America modern day.”

And the writing? Oh it’s so bad.

Joan Watson: “Your father told me, he said you were a detective?”

Sherlock Holmes: “I was a consultant for Scotland Yard. I wasn’t paid for my services so I answer to no one but myself.”

Joan Watson: “My name is Joan Watson. I’ve been hired by your father to be your sober companion. I’m here to make your transition from your rehab to the routine of your everyday life as smooth as possible.”

Based on the trailer they plan to exposition every detail to us like we are gibbering monkies.

And you all know I’m all for the great woman’s uprising, but I’ve got to tell you I’m really unhappy with making John Watson a chick. There are some things you shouldn’t mess with. Thor must have a hammer. Dracula must be a vampire. Watson must be a dude sidekick to Holmes. Not his romantic tension sober companion. Why don’t you just stab me in the heart already.

Next thing you know they’ll be making a drama called “Down River” starring Taylor Kitsch as a slightly more grown up Huck Finn with a drug habit and an eye for investigating unexplained occurrences with his partner, Detective Margot James, played by Zoe Saldana, who, despite ruining her reputation, can’t seem to turn her back on the young Huck. Huck’s childhood friend and rival, Tom Sawyer, played by Benjamin Stone, is a reoccuring villain until the second season when a new villain, a CEO of a corporation dumping toxins into the local water system (played by Mark Sheppard, ‘natch), rises up and the two boyhood rivals have to join forces. They will also battle for Detective James’s affections, which Tom will win for the duration of the third season and then Huck will win back in the season finale with a kiss to end all kisses.

OMG NBC, if you’re listening, please don’t make this. I was just joking. Please. Please.

 

 

 

 

May 212012
 

China Miéville is a brilliant sci-fi writer. He’s got a poet in his pen – there’s just something about the way he strings words together that is just so much more wordlier than the rest of us mere mortals. (I made that word up. I’m a writer. I can do that.)

Whenever I get into a discussion with another writer about why prologues, in general, suck and should be avoided, I always say: unless you are China Miéville. I don’t know how he does it, but the unnumbered chapter before chapter 1 are always so damn awesome I can only just shrug and say, well, there are exceptions. You’re probably not China, though, so stick to what works.

Don’t believe me? Check out the prologue to Perdido Street Station. SO AMAZING. The way he writes just kills me. Like being spoon fed white chocolate ice cream. Yum.

The river twists and turns to face the city. It looms suddenly, massive, stamped on the landscape. Its light wells up around the surrounds, the rock hills, like bruise blood. Its dirty towers glow. I am debased. I am compelled to worship this extraordinary presence that has silted into existence at the conjunction of two rivers. It is a vast pollutant, a stench, a klaxon sounding. Fat chimneys retch dirt into the sky even now in the deep night. It is not the current which pulls us but the city itself, its weight sucks us in. Faint shouts, here and there the calls of beasts, the obscene clash and pounding from the factories as huge machines rut. Railways trace urban anatomy like protruding veins. Red brick and dark walls, squat churches like troglodytic things, ragged awnings flickering, cobbled mazes in the old town, culs-de-sac, sewers riddling the earth like secular sepulchers, a new landscape of wasteground, crushed stone, libraries fat with forgotten volumes, old hospitals, tower blocks, ships and metal claws that lift cargoes from the water.

How could we not see this approaching? What trick of topography is this, that lets the sprawling monster hide behind corners to leap out at the traveler?

It is too late to flee.

OK but here’s the thing. China’s work? It’s really, really weird.

You know how there are those stories you read that are so freaking amazing you want everyone you know to read them too, so you try to describe them but the more you try the more you sound like a lunatic? (I’m talking to you, Warm Bodies.) ALL OF HIS BOOKS WILL MAKE YOU SOUND LIKE A LUNATIC.

Example 1 Kraken:

In the Darwin Centre at London’s Natural History Museum, Billy Harrow, a cephalopod specialist, is conducting a tour whose climax is meant to be the Centre’s prize specimen of a rare Architeuthis duxbetter known as the Giant Squid. But Billy’s tour takes an unexpected turn when the squid suddenly and impossibly vanishes into thin air.

As Billy soon discovers, this is the precipitating act in a struggle to the death between mysterious but powerful forces in a London whose existence he has been blissfully ignorant of until now, a city whose denizens—human and otherwise—are adept in magic and murder.

There is the Congregation of God Kraken, a sect of squid worshippers whose roots go back to the dawn of humanity—and beyond. There is the criminal mastermind known as the Tattoo, a merciless maniac inked onto the flesh of a hapless victim. There is the FSRC—the Fundamentalist and Sect-Related Crime Unit—a branch of London’s finest that fights sorcery

with sorcery. There is Wati, a spirit from ancient Egypt who leads a ragtag union of magical familiars. There are the Londonmancers, who read the future in the city’s entrails. There is Grisamentum, London’s greatest wizard, whose shadow lingers long after his death. And then there is Goss and Subby, an ageless old man and a cretinous boy who, together, constitute a terrifying—yet darkly charismatic—demonic duo.

All of them—and others—are in pursuit of Billy, who inadvertently holds the key to the missing squid, an embryonic god whose powers, properly harnessed, can destroy all that is, was, and ever shall be.

Example 2, Un Lun Dun:

What is Un Lun Dun?

It is London through the looking glass, an urban Wonderland of strange delights where all the lost and broken things of London end up . . . and some of its lost and broken people, too–including Brokkenbroll, boss of the broken umbrellas; Obaday Fing, a tailor whose head is an enormous pin-cushion, and an empty milk carton called Curdle. Un Lun Dun is a place where words are alive, a jungle lurks behind the door of an ordinary house, carnivorous giraffes stalk the streets, and a dark cloud dreams of burning the world. It is a city awaiting its hero, whose coming was prophesied long ago, set down for all time in the pages of a talking book.

When twelve-year-old Zanna and her friend Deeba find a secret entrance leading out of London and into this strange city, it seems that the ancient prophecy is coming true at last. But then things begin to go shockingly wrong.

Example 3, The City & The City:

When a murdered woman is found in the city of Beszel, somewhere at the edge of Europe, it looks to be a routine case for Inspector Tyador Borlú of the Extreme Crime Squad. To investigate, Borlú must travel from the decaying Beszel to its equal, rival, and intimate neighbor, the vibrant city of Ul Qoma. But this is a border crossing like no other, a journey as psychic as it is physical, a seeing of the unseen. With Ul Qoman detective Qussim Dhatt, Borlú is enmeshed in a sordid underworld of nationalists intent on destroying their neighboring city, and unificationists who dream of dissolving the two into one. As the detectives uncover the dead woman’s secrets, they begin to suspect a truth that could cost them more than their lives. What stands against them are murderous powers in Beszel and in Ul Qoma: and, most terrifying of all, that which lies between these two cities.

This week, the web comic Penny Arcade made a dig at China’s latest book, Railsea, because of it’s total and absolute weirdness. It’s funny if you’re a fan of China (which you have no reason not to be!) Check it out here: http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2012/05/14

Railsea is hands down the most ridiculous sounding of all his books. I’m sure it’s brilliant. He’s the only one who can get away with being weird and brilliant. The rest of us would be burned alive by our critique groups. I love the cover though.

On board the moletrain Medes, Sham Yes ap Soorap watches in awe as he witnesses his first moldywarpe hunt: the giant mole bursting from the earth, the harpoonists targeting their prey, the battle resulting in one’s death and the other’s glory. But no matter how spectacular it is, Sham can’t shake the sense that there is more to life than traveling the endless rails of the railsea–even if his captain can think only of the hunt for the ivory-coloured mole she’s been chasing since it took her arm all those years ago. When they come across a wrecked train, at first it’s a welcome distraction. But what Sham finds in the derelict—a series of pictures hinting at something, somewhere, that should be impossible—leads to considerably more than he’d bargained for. Soon he’s hunted on all sides, by pirates, trainsfolk, monsters and salvage-scrabblers. And it might not be just Sham’s life that’s about to change. It could be the whole of the railsea.

 

(When I read this to my husband, he said “it sounds like Moby Dick. But with trains. And moles.”)

 

 

May 172012
 

I’m not ready to talk about how the death of Maurice Sendak has effected me. Badly, is the best I can say. I spent most of that day running to the girl’s room to cry my eyes out. Everyone thought someone in my family had died, and those few who dragged the truth out of me were totally weirded out over my reaction to an author’s death. So I’m feeling a little jaded and also still very heartsore.

I will talk about it because Maurice Sendak means a lot to me. I just don’t want to talk about it yet.

Instead I’d like to share this site with you. It’s called Terrible Yellow Eyes.

Terrible Yellow Eyes is a collection of works inspired by the beloved classic, Where the Wild Things Are by Maurice Sendak.

The contributing artists share a love and admiration for Sendak’s work and the pieces presented here were done as a tribute to his life and legacy.

Some Examples:

May 162012
 

You guys always like the weird stuff I post, so here you go. It doesn’t get a lot weirder than this.

 From The Atlantic:

Somewhere between Henry Holiday’s weird paintings for Lewis Carroll and Edward Gorey’s delightfully grim alphabet fall Harry Clarke‘s hauntingly beautiful and beautifully haunting 1919 illustrations for Edgar Allan Poe’s Tales of Mystery and Imagination—a collection of 29 of Poe’s tales of the magical and the macabre.

They are really, really, really disturbing.

You can sate your creepy curiosity here for the full monty. Everyone likes to be scared by Poe, though. Right? I mean, that man invented nightmares.

 

 

 

Mar 202012
 

I’ve posted about Angelfall by Susan Ee here, here, and here. It was on the Cybils award short list for Science Fiction/Fantasy Teen category. Everyone was talking about it during the Vegas trip, and everyone I know who has read it has come away awe struck. It’s just that kind of book.

Angelfall is officially out in paperback! Oh my god, why haven’t you read this book yet?!?

My copy came this week and even though I’ve read the book several times over, I sat down and started reading it all over again as soon as I opened my Amazon package. God, it’s such a great book. I’ve never felt this strongly about championing a book before and I hope if you’ve got .99 cents to spare on an e-book or $12.99 on a paperback, you’ll give it a shot.

According to Susan’s blog, Angelfall hit #41 on the Kindle bestselling list and #1 in Fantasy and #2 in Science Fiction/Fantasy! CONGRATS SUSAN!

So if you’ve missed my descriptions of this book before, here’s the official synopsis:

via GoodReads – It’s been six weeks since angels of the apocalypse descended to demolish the modern world. Street gangs rule the day while fear and superstition rule the night. When warrior angels fly away with a helpless little girl, her seventeen-year-old sister Penryn will do anything to get her back.

Anything, including making a deal with an enemy angel.

Raffe is a warrior who lies broken and wingless on the street. After eons of fighting his own battles, he finds himself being rescued from a desperate situation by a half-starved teenage girl.

Traveling through a dark and twisted Northern California, they have only each other to rely on for survival. Together, they journey toward the angels’ stronghold in San Francisco where she’ll risk everything to rescue her sister and he’ll put himself at the mercy of his greatest enemies for the chance to be made whole again.

And here are a few excerpts from my review of the book:

The reason it is young adult is because of the character Penryn, the trials she faces, the growth she undergoes, the themes surrounding her character, and the classic transition from teenager to adult that the book moves toward. In the beginning she might seem like she has it together, more so than any of the adults that surround her, but she’s still just a kid, confused and alone and needy. She might not know how to express this, but her journey alone with a predator – her enemy – makes her come to terms with her childish ways. Forces her to grow into a new woman. She might have survived in the beginning, but by the end she has the strength and knowledge and experience to thrive. In the beginning she still clings to mother and family, but by the end they fulfill her without being a crutch. These themes make this book absolutely young adult.

Unlike your typical paranormal stories, this one doesn’t have the big romance pay off most will be expecting from a young girl and a hot angel wandering the wilderness together. These two characters are enemies. He calls humans monkeys and she is willing to torture him for his help getting her sister back. These are not emotions that generally lead to long gazes across rooms and soft kisses in the moonlight. Their partnership is tenuous, based on need and survival and that makes the few moments of compassion and the threat of intimacy more genuine and valuable. There’s no romance in Angelfall. One doesn’t do romance while running for one’s life from monsters – both the human and paranormal kind. One doesn’t do romance when one is starving and exhausted and afraid.

Instead there is something like hunger and something like need. Something indescribable, thrilling. Frightening.

 

TOTALLY unrelated, but I just read a NYT article about The Hunger Games movie (is it appropriate for teens? Kids killing kids? WUT??) that called John Green’s The Fault in Our Stars a dystopian themed book. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

I would really really like this weird trend of calling everything a dystopian to stop now please. Do you even know what that word means, NYT?? The Fault in Our Stars is no more dystopian than a Janet Evanovich book. Who told you it was dystopian because you clearly didn’t read it.

Dec 052011
 

Alex J. Cavanaugh has a Bachelor of Fine Arts degree and works in web design and graphics. He’s experienced in technical editing and worked with an adult literacy program for several years. A fan of all things science fiction, his interests range from books and movies to music and games. Online he is Ninja Captain Alex and founder of the Insecure Writer’s Support Group. Currently he lives in the Carolinas with his wife. http://alexjcavanaugh.blogspot.com/

Sommer asked me to share the origins of my big idea. What sparked my writing creativity? What moment of inspiration led to my first book? And at the time, did I even have a clue?

I probably didn’t have a clue! But the rest is easy. Why? I’ve only had one big idea!

As I’ve told my followers, writing was never my big dream. One idea formed when I was a teen and it stuck with me over the years. That one idea has so far fueled two books and I’m really hoping there’s enough in the tank for one more.

From where did that big idea originate? I give all the credit to my favorite childhood pastime: watching television and movies!

I enjoyed a good science fiction story when I was young. I saw Star Wars when it hit theaters. I watched every episode of Buck Rogers. (A lot of that had to do with Erin Gray – she was hot!) Ultimately, it was Battlestar Galactica that launched my fascination with space fighters and battles. From that spark, the world of CassaStar was born.

I envisioned hundreds of adventures for my heroes. Most of those are lost now. Fortunately, I wrote down one major story. It was scarcely more than an outline and a couple random chapters, but it was enough to preserve the essence of my characters. Condensing the overall storyline and preserving one key scene, I wrote what I hoped was a powerful tale of two brothers in a war.

Much to my amazement, that manuscript found a home and became my first novel, CassaStar. And when fans began asking about a sequel, I reached way back into my memory. That big idea became CassaFire, which is due out February 28, 2012.

That’s my big story idea. Avid television and movie watching placed me on my author path. Your results may vary!

 

CassaStar
Science fiction – Space Opera/Adventure
ISBN Print 9780981621067
EBook 9780982713938
Available now

CassaFire
Science Fiction – Space Opera/Adventure
Print 978-0-9827139-4-5
EBook 978-0-9827139-6-9
Release date: February 28, 2012

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